1 - March 2005)
HIM
One day Mullah Nasruddin decided to use a 919 phone number instead of an 818. He thought it was good business to have customers from the internet pay their own phone calls to him, even though all the other businesses didn't. The other businesses thought one of the calls that they pay for themselves might bring them a great profit. Mullah Nasruddin lost a million dollar deal because he was such a bright businessman.

ME
What's it to you?

HIM
Nothing. I took my business to someone else. I thought you would learn something from what I wrote, but you're even dummer than I thought. Don't bother to email me back, you are now blocked, dummy.